Science Humor

Retard
Aw, that´s a sick tattoo!
Yeah, bro, it means ´strength´…

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Viva!

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Because desert goat herders living In tents 3000 years ago knew more about the cosmos and biology than modern day scientist

Ideal bumper Sticker.

Obey the laws of physics
Everything else you do
is optional

Listen
http://scienceblogs.com/worldsfair/thermo.mp3

THERMODYNAMICS OF LOVE

First you have one
It says a ton
Basically saying that something can’t come from nothing

Gives you the sum, of things to and from, making it all - total up - all working out

CHORUS
I should have you all figured
With a law like this in mind
Listen to my reasoning
You should know by now

The thermodynamics of love.

Then you have two
Messing with you
Telling you life is a journey full of disorder
Giving off heat, ordinary feat, and telling you work a bit harder - figure it out.

CHORUS

ITS very simple
very rational
really excerptional
just universal

absolute zero
not moving on
stuck in a standstill
we’re not responsible

Via World´s Fair

To impress the inhabitants of the past.

Time travel poster.

GTCA - Scientist’s Cut (Long Version)
Enzyme, whatcha doin’ today?
I said, Enzyme, want to make DNA?
I said enzyme, show me your binding way
Let me mix you with some primers
Enzyme, time to build a new strand
I said enzyme, ’cause I know that you can
I said enzyme, these letters also spell DAN
All we need to get things started…
Is just a little bit of GTCA
Is just a little bit of GTCA
I can build DNA
I can be a big star
You’re the key to my PCR
That’s right I’m talkin’ ‘bout GTCA
Just a little bit of GTCA
I can make some new strands
I can view all my bands
I can be the best that I can
Enzyme, you have come a long way
But in my lab, demands are higher today
I said enzyme, now it’s time to go fast
We have got to increase throughput
Enzyme, I think I found what I need
It’s an enzyme, it gives me much higher speed
It goes so fast, when it builds DNA
All we need to get it started…
Is just a little bit of GTCA
Is just a little bit of GTCA
I can build DNA
I can reach for the stars
I can do faster PCR
That’s right I’m talkin’ ‘bout GTCA
Just a little bit of GTCA
I can make bigger strands
I can view better bands
I can be the best that I can
Yeah!!!!

More information
http://bio-rad.cnpg.com/Video/flatFiles/799/

National Lab Mustache Day (NLMD) strives to celebrate mustaches in the science laboratory over the ages. From Golgi, to Hochstrasser, to Ramaswami, to Vale, NLMD honors mustaches of all shapes and sizes. NLMD culminates this year on February 13th 2009 with lab mustache parties across the country and around the world. Everyone is invited to participate and celebrate.
http://labmustacheday.blogspot.com/

Hooray! No black holes! Go Science!

I survived the Large Hadron Collider

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