Hooray! No black holes! Go Science!

I survived the Large Hadron Collider
Via Neatorama
Imagine you had a portable black hole. What could you do with it?
Shot film – Phil and Olly / UK / 2008

The watch keeps time to a few nanoseconds per day. The attractive display is based on 7-segment red LED technology.
High-performance models available.

http://www.leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/
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Perpetual energy from corns!
Remember. A infinite cycle!
Perpetual means a long, long time… you married folks know what I’m talking about.